Or am I simply the world’s worst grinch because it makes my teeth grind so much?

  • SanguinePar
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    21 day ago

    is she going to fuck the mythical creature, or is she going to fuck her parents (the real “Santa”)?

    Neither. She’s singing to her boyfriend (not husband - “forgot to mention one little thing a ring”) and listing the presents she’d like, plus IMO heavily implying sex as a reward.

    See also.