• @Pronell
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    134 days ago

    My wife is a huge Star Wars fan.

    I got her a cosplay quality lightsabre. Lights up, makes noises when you swing it, the whole bit.

    I also got her one of those electrified tennis rackets for killing flies.

    She is so perplexed when I told her the theme of her gifts this year is weaponry.