Oh but the workshop is a co-operative and Santa is a union man. The man dresses in all red, has a beard like Marx and distributes goods without any financial compensation.
Don’t believe the propaganda! He exploits the workers! Do you know how hard it is for an elf to manufacture a microchip for an electronic toy- on schedule- with nothing but a wooden hammer? And having to do it with a smile, or else?
Not to mention the hereditary caste system. What if someone wants to be a dentist? Does Big Santa not even consider that possibility?
Oh but the workshop is a co-operative and Santa is a union man. The man dresses in all red, has a beard like Marx and distributes goods without any financial compensation.
Don’t believe the propaganda! He exploits the workers! Do you know how hard it is for an elf to manufacture a microchip for an electronic toy- on schedule- with nothing but a wooden hammer? And having to do it with a smile, or else?
Not to mention the hereditary caste system. What if someone wants to be a dentist? Does Big Santa not even consider that possibility?
The elves have very tiny hands, makes it way easier for them to etch every individual transitor without powerful acids and light sensitive masks.
Although he somehow always rewards rich good children with better presents than poor good children.
Precisely this