I also love how it starts with him wishing all a Merry Christmas and ends with him naming certain people he won’t wish a Merry Christmas.

  • Flying SquidOP
    51•2 days ago

    Nope. He’ll be ranting about Biden and Obama until he chokes on a hamberder on the toilet or whatever other stupid way he dies.

    • @_stranger_
      4•23 hours ago

      I hope it’s ultra stupid. Like, hit by a truck, survived, slips in the shower at the hospital breaks his neck, survives, and then after 8 years as a quadriplegic the housekeeper unplugs the ventilator to plug in a vacuum cleaner.

    • FireWire400English
      20•2 days ago

      I still think that someone will shoot him during his term, but I don’t know if that would be even worth celebrating as I dread to think who’d take his place…

      • Flying SquidOP
        26•2 days ago

        As Jello Biafra once said, “I’d rather have a dumb Nazi than a smart Nazi.”