It is a god damn conspiracy that Rhode Island is always drawn on the map so small, Connecticut got jealous and entered into a conspiracy with Massachusett to hide the the vast rolling prairies of Rhode Island’s great interior by forcing cartographers to cook their numbers and it goes to the HIGHEST levels of Big Map.
Don’t believe me? Find a real life human who can proove they crossed Rhode Island in a single day.
I only understand Rhode Island’s.
We talking standard Rhode Islands, or Olympic-size swimming pool Rhode Islands?
International Competition Standards Rhode Island is the preferred measure
a swimming pool filled with rhode-island sauce?
Just Rhode Island or the entire Commonwealth of Rhode Island and Providence Plantations?
It is a god damn conspiracy that Rhode Island is always drawn on the map so small, Connecticut got jealous and entered into a conspiracy with Massachusett to hide the the vast rolling prairies of Rhode Island’s great interior by forcing cartographers to cook their numbers and it goes to the HIGHEST levels of Big Map.
Don’t believe me? Find a real life human who can proove they crossed Rhode Island in a single day.