• @mudmaniac
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    401 month ago

    Body: I need water.

    Me: Every pizza is a personal pizza if you believe in yourself.

    • @aeronmelonM
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      181 month ago

      All that water just takes up precious pizza space.

      • @[email protected]
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        71 month ago

        In eating competitions, they dunk their hotdogs in water so the buns take up less space in their stomach.

        • @mudmaniac
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          151 month ago

          As I get older, I start to view eating competitions less as fun and awesome and more like illness.

      • @mudmaniac
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        31 month ago

        You say that and it’s funny, but it’s also sad and true.

      • @AngryCommieKender
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        21 month ago

        Meanwhile over on c/hydrohomies:

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