• @CheeseNoodle
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      289 days ago

      And the problem is I would totally give Elon or Trump half my cookie, it doesn’t matter that much to me and I try to avoid being petty.

      • Rhaedas
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        559 days ago

        The very optimistic would suggest that maybe giving a cookie would inspire them to think deeper about the imbalance and how they could do better as a human being to others.

        But realistically, they’re going to take your cookie and then try to sell you that their cookies are better and you should buy them.

        • @CheeseNoodle
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          149 days ago

          The way I see it in such a scenario there’s no chance of it making them worse and at least its a tiny moment of human connection which can only be a good thing no matter how incalculably small.

        • @[email protected]
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          28 days ago

          If my cookie audibly cracks like that when I break it in half maybe he’s right, especially if his name is Otis Spunkmeyer.

      • @ninjabard
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        79 days ago

        With polonium chocolate chips?