• Xanthrax
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    It would be Seth Rogan dressed in Santa’s clothing going, “heh, heh, heh,” dropping weed down people’s chimney for an hour and a half.

    I can already see the bits:

    First, he drops a dime bag down the chimney of the local DA. Now, “Santa” is wanted.

    He also drops some down a chimney with a fire burning, so the decompressing parents immediately get a contact high.

    While flying over Russia, he narrowly avoids rockets after realizing they’re not fireworks.

    Also, the slay gets grounded because people don’t have “Christmas spirit,” so he ends up getting pulled over by the police in a christmas slay.

    Seth Rogan almost gets arrested until they realize he’s “actually” Santa.

    Santa Rogan gets back to the slay and finishes delivering cannabis to the entire world. The entire worlds population is high on Christmas and having a great time. News anchors giggle while delivering the news. They get back to the real Santa and apologize. Seth Rogan asks if he’s still on the naughty list, Santa says, “I might need to make a new list for you,” touches his nose, and dissappears. Roll credits.

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      The entire worlds population is high on Christmas and having a great time.

      There’s a shot of a pair of every single conflicting group blazed and hugging each other.

      Edit: The movie opens with cousins going on The Walk to avoid their fighting family, don’t realize what happens, and ends with a shot of them coming home to find everyone happy

      • @[email protected]
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        84 days ago

        I love that shot. They leave at the start of the movie because of all the shouting, lose track of time, and come back at the end to peace and laughter

      • @MutilationWave
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        54 days ago

        You guys are fucking brilliant. I just want to see a mullah and a rabbi getting stoned together now.

        • Xanthrax
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          54 days ago

          You Don’t Mess with the Zohan is pretty close.

          • @MutilationWave
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            Haha holy shit I forgot about that movie! I used to work with a Palestinian/Jordanian guy and even though he spoke great English if anyone would talk shit he’d say “You no mess Zohan!”

            He’s one of my favorite people I’ve ever worked with. I wish we were still friends.

            • @P1nkman
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              23 days ago

              What’s stopping you from reaching out to him?

              • @MutilationWave
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                13 days ago

                He moved to Texas like ten years ago. I don’t have his number and I don’t use social media other than Lemmy.

                • @P1nkman
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                  23 days ago

                  Shame. Maybe see if you can find him on LinkedIn, create a fake account and reach out to him that way, then get his number/email?

                  • @MutilationWave
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                    23 days ago

                    I might just do that, thanks. I have a real LinkedIn account embarrassingly. Haven’t touched it in years though.

    • @Passerby6497
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      4 days ago

      christmas slay

      Sleigh. Christmas Slay is a very different movie. I think it’s good? I don’t remember much about it lol

      Edit: looked it up, it’s great. It’s got bill Goldberg chewing scenery. I should watch that one again.

      Editx2: nope, that’s santas slay. No clue about the Christmas Slay movie now that I think about it