• ERROR: Earth.exe has crashed
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    276 days ago

    “Pocket-Sized Portable Computer with Telecommunicative Radio Capability” is quite a long name, people would just get tired of saying that and call it by a simpler name.

    Oh wait.

    • Undearius
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      366 days ago

      Portable Handheld Omnidirectional Networking Equipment is also pretty long, we could probably shorten it.

    • @Archer
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      25 days ago

      Ironically the Brits got this right with “mobiles”. What’s the key characteristic of a cellphone? That it is portable and mobile.

    • @stupidcasey
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      6 days ago

      Maybe since you can do your entire Job on it we can call it a hand Job

      Or perhaps since we have it in our face all day we can call it a facial.

      Or since we watch so much porn on it we can call it a video player.

      • @jaybone
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        26 days ago

        Germans call it a handy.

      • @gdog05
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        46 days ago

        🎵Sock it to me, sock it to me, sock it to me…🎵

    • @TheTetrapod
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      16 days ago

      To pull terms from a couple different sci-fi book series I like, we could go for Hand Terminals or Scribs. I like both, the former when I’m being grandiose and the latter when I’m feeling cute.

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        6 days ago

        Hand Terminals imply you no longer have local storage, which wouldn’t describe smartphones today.

        Also, I hate the idea of a “Hand Terminal” where everything is on the cloud. I mean…

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        Eros Incident, comms all dead. Screen doesnt even turn on.

        With actual phones, they could’ve used something like Briar!

    • @Psythik
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      16 days ago

      Is the term “Pocket PC” still trademarked? Let’s start calling them that.