• CarrotsHaveEars
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    231 month ago

    What’s wrong with hiking?

    What’s wrong with hiking for 12 miles?

    What’s wrong with hiking for 12 miles at 5 A.M.?

    What’s wrong with hiking for 12 miles at 5 A.M., with a chick this attractive‽

    • Skua
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      301 month ago

      I love hiking but if a woman is gonna make me get up to start the hike at 5am then we’re never gonna work out no matter how cute she is

      • @[email protected]
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        51 month ago

        confused. Is this a lesbo hikes? Is hiking code for find some bushes to fool around in, because that would make hiking more appealing.

      • Pennomi
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        41 month ago

        That’s fine, I’ll take one for the team and go with her.

      • @[email protected]
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        41 month ago

        Cute 5am girls hmu, that’s when I wake up for work anyways so its hard not to on my days off.

    • @[email protected]
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      211 month ago

      Nature has existed for quite a while. That hike can start at 7am. Or even 8. Or 9.

      You want me up to hike at 5am? Let’s just camp in the woods.

      • @Alexstarfire
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        31 month ago

        Or like noon, maybe 3PM just to be safe.