• CarrotsHaveEars
    23•9 days ago

    What’s wrong with hiking?

    What’s wrong with hiking for 12 miles?

    What’s wrong with hiking for 12 miles at 5 A.M.?

    What’s wrong with hiking for 12 miles at 5 A.M., with a chick this attractive‽

    • Skua
      30•9 days ago

      I love hiking but if a woman is gonna make me get up to start the hike at 5am then we’re never gonna work out no matter how cute she is

      • @[email protected]
        5•9 days ago

        confused. Is this a lesbo hikes? Is hiking code for find some bushes to fool around in, because that would make hiking more appealing.

      • PennomiEnglish
        4•9 days ago

        That’s fine, I’ll take one for the team and go with her.

      • @[email protected]English
        4•9 days ago

        Cute 5am girls hmu, that’s when I wake up for work anyways so its hard not to on my days off.

    • @[email protected]English
      21•9 days ago

      Nature has existed for quite a while. That hike can start at 7am. Or even 8. Or 9.

      You want me up to hike at 5am? Let’s just camp in the woods.