What are the most likely theories for what is inside Area 51. No crazy conspiracy theories, actual grounded theories that are probable or likely.
What are the most likely theories for what is inside Area 51. No crazy conspiracy theories, actual grounded theories that are probable or likely.
Plus a bunch of old equipment and documents that are definitely secret and too valuable to just destroy, but no-one is entirely clear exactly how secret and valuable so it’s safer to leave it guarded in place than to try and move it
Apparently a bathroom in Mar-a-Lago is a very legal and very cool place to keep them.
That’s what I think is there now. A big pile of stuff that isn’t really useful anymore but they don’t want anyone else to see. Indiana Jones warehouse style.
I’m imagining a somewhat boring looking office/lab with a bunch of locked rooms.
“What’s in there?”
“Oh, it was Dr Simpsons lab in the 90s”
“Well what were they working on?”
“Don’t know, its classified”
“Well can we get rid of it?”
“I don’t know, it’s classified”
“Well who does know?”
“I don’t know, its classified”
“Well who DOES know?”
“… classified.”
“Well is there anything dangerous in there?”
“That’s classified, also, take a good look round at the building you are in and think about that question some more”
“Shit.”
“your questions are concerning. Flagged.”