Drunk: brazenly hitting on a lesbian who was holding hands with her partner
High: one time at the dentist, they gave me anesthesia prior to oral surgery (remember to brush & floss, kids). I was high enough that I thought they were going to give me a boob job instead of a root canal. Because I was high as a kite, I couldn’t really move or communicate, so I just went in & out of consciousness. This was a dozen or so years ago, and I just remember being confused the rest of the day about it.
Drunk: brazenly hitting on a lesbian who was holding hands with her partner
High: one time at the dentist, they gave me anesthesia prior to oral surgery (remember to brush & floss, kids). I was high enough that I thought they were going to give me a boob job instead of a root canal. Because I was high as a kite, I couldn’t really move or communicate, so I just went in & out of consciousness. This was a dozen or so years ago, and I just remember being confused the rest of the day about it.
Did you get the boob job tho? Might help your chances with the lesbian next time.
Ha! Not sure how much that would have helped, since I’d have still looked like Peter Griffin albeit with perky boobs.