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minus-square@UnderpantsWeevillinkEnglish112•6 days ago“Professional Cuddling” is unironically a thing. Welcome to the neoliberal hellscape of commodified human contact.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish19•5 days agoDon’t worry there’s plenty of cuddle sluts.
minus-square@UnderpantsWeevillinkEnglish8•5 days agoAs much as professional masseuse is. Which is to say often enough, but not so often that honest professionals don’t have to deal with creeps who can’t take a hint on the regular.
“Professional Cuddling” is unironically a thing.
Welcome to the neoliberal hellscape of commodified human contact.
Uh sure, the neoliberals are to blame
Stupid neoliberal 4000 year old profession.
Turns out neo- means old.
Neoliberals probably commidicized that person’s personality.
That’s kinda their thing.
Don’t worry there’s plenty of cuddle sluts.
Their beards are so scratchy though!
Beggers can’t be choosers
Isn’t it mostly a front anyway?
As much as professional masseuse is. Which is to say often enough, but not so often that honest professionals don’t have to deal with creeps who can’t take a hint on the regular.