ERROR: Earth.exe has crashed to Ask LemmyEnglish • 8 days agoYou receive an emergency alert: "BALLISTIC MISSILE THREAT INBOUND. SEEK IMMEDIATE SHELTER. THIS IS NOT A DRILL." What do you do? How do you think your neighborhood will react? What memes be on Lemmy?message-square215fedilinkarrow-up1169arrow-down115file-text
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minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish5•7 days ago“If you can dodge an ICBM, you can dodge a ball.”
minus-square@FeathercrownlinkEnglish1•edit-26 days agoJust pull off one of these https://youtube.com/watch?v=JzS96auqau0&t=30
I’ll dodge.
Dodge, duck, dip, dive, and dodge.
“If you can dodge an ICBM, you can dodge a ball.”
Catch it and yeet it back.
You have to get the parry timing just right for that move.
Just pull off one of these
https://youtube.com/watch?v=JzS96auqau0&t=30
“Serpentines… Serpentines… Serpentines…” 🏃