Like this:

But replace “Hawaii” with your location.

🙃

  • @SuperApples
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    We were in this scenario last year, when NK launched a missile towards Hokkaido, and we were on the west coast, just next to a nuclear reactor.

    After getting the altert, we put on clothes, went downstairs to the sturdiest room, stuck on the TV to the NHK news, and waited. The missle plopped into the ocean off the coast, and we had tempura for lunch.

    There’s really nothing you can do in these situations but stay calm and do the small, sensible things.

    • @[email protected]
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      61 month ago

      Modern nuclear reactors won’t meltdown if shot, just turn off so only gonna be more dangerous if they specifically target electricity infrastructure

      • @mojofrododojo
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        Modern nuclear reactors won’t meltdown if shot

        we hope. never having tested nearby strikes, there’s no way to know how resilient to catastrophe these things are, and even when over-engineered with an eye on safety in the worst conditions, fukushima illustrates that everything can go wrong in a cascade and still render them unsafe.

        honestly, coastal nuclear power stations like diablo canyon and fukushima are going to be interacting with larger and more violent storms in the future, and tsunamis etc., perhaps there are better places for them.

        • @[email protected]
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          Not really, modern Thorium reactors simply can’t meltdown, it’s no safety, simply not possible they are the Future

          • Atemu
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            Modern thorium reactors don’t exist on the power grid.

          • @mojofrododojo
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            it may be physically impossible but until we test them with catastrophic conditions we won’t know. that said, their long history of fail-safe fail states and the extremely reduced physical constraints (lower pressure, lower temps, lower amounts of fissile material, lower enrichment, etc.,) make me think you’re right, but it’s gonna be hard to prove because we’re having such difficulty getting the larger industry to test the shit much less deploy it in any reasonable amount of time.

      • Tar_Alcaran
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        Not to make anyone nervous, but dropping a fuckass big missile on a pile of very secure and safe nuclear material will still scatter that material in a wide area, and wind will make it worse.

        But no, making a modern nuclear suffer a meltdown is basically impossible

      • @Cocodapuf
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        Sure, but a nuclear power plant could be a potential target. The nuclear warhead is the concern.

        • @[email protected]
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          If someone drops a nuke I think you will have bigger problems than the lack of electricity

          • @Cocodapuf
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            That’s exactly what I’m saying… If you live near a nuclear power plant, you’re a potential target. Cause the bomb doesn’t destroy the plant, it destroys the city it’s in and several towns around it.

            The plant is a target because hitting the plant makes the power go out for the whole region, but your problem is the warhead. Meltdowns don’t factor in at any point.

      • @SuperApples
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        If they are built and maintained correctly. And meltdown isn’t the only problem that could occur.

        I don’t have much faith in a corrupt, self-regulated industry, with strong yakuza ties, to do things 100% the correct way, especially given everything we know about the industry post 2011. Knowing how much local political power the company has, I know they could literally get away with murder, as no politician or police would want to be on their bad side.

        Don’t get me wrong, the missile was still the biggest threat, but I do believe the power plant isn’t necessarily safe. An engineering and/or scientific understanding of a modern power plant doesn’t mean shit if you don’t consider the political and capitalist systems the that underpin their construction and maintenance.

        • @Tricky
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          Could you recommend any reading about the Yakuza involvement in the industry? Super fascinating but it’s the first I’ve heard if it

          Thanks

          • @SuperApples
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            For English sources probably the best book is Tokyo Noir by Jake Adelstein

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    At my current location, I’d expect it to be an error, since I’m about 1500 miles away from the nearest worthwhile target (Chilean Antartica Region).

    • @betterdeadthanreddit
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      Maybe you’re more important than you give yourself credit for.

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        In that case, the only immediately available shelter that would have any effect at all is the sweet embrace of a bottle of gin.

        • @betterdeadthanreddit
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          Take comfort in the knowledge that somebody out there with launch authority is thinking of you. Immolation is the sincerest form of flattery.

    • @JustAPenguin
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      Please send penguin pics or else you’ll be wishing for a ballistic missile

    • @[email protected]
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      Remember that sailor you won that hand of poker against? The one who stalked away mad? Well he has a brother in the missile command…

      • @[email protected]
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        Cool 😎
        19 hours of sunshine, 0-10 degrees Celsius, windy as fuck, and you better apply the strongest sunscreen you can get 3x a day or you’ll regret it.

        • @Scott_of_the_Arctic
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          We’re experiencing a couple of hours of twilight at midday at the moment but otherwise darkness. No aurora either because it’s been mostly cloudy since the beginning of polar night. Also it’s been raining on and off, which is not a good sign.

    • @Soggy
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      Those penguins have it coming.

  • Greg Clarke
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    I’d immediately go into the basement and start memeing. I have redundant internet connections for these kinds of situations so I should still be able to post memes. I’m locally hosting a Mastodon instance so I can post even if the internet is down globally. I also have a TCP-over-HF setup so that I can post memes anywhere in the world without intermediate infrastructure. If humanity is completely destroyed, I would start memeing and rickrolling on cave walls for future generation

    • u/lukmly013 💾 (lemmy.sdf.org)
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      TCP-over-HF

      I am quite interested in that. How did you achieve it? Is there some license-free band? As far as I know encryption is not allowed for any ham radio transmissions. What’s the bandwidth? It seems packet radio on HF is 300 baud.

      • Greg Clarke
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        TCP-over-HF is very slow, even with a lot of compression and low resolution the max throughput is about 4 memes per hour. I want maximum distribution of my memes so I wouldn’t use any encryption.

    • @[email protected]
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      I mean, I’ve got a WAN connection and two Sim Cards connected to different mobile providers, but at some point they probably all depend on parts of the same infrastructure.

      Maybe I should look into some distributed networking stuff…

  • @Bytemeister
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    I do the same thing for a missile alert that I do for a tornado alert…

    Film it from my front porch as it gets uncomfortably close, while my wife screams in the background for me to get back in the house.

  • @[email protected]
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    What a dumb message. Of course this is not a drill. This is a phone. My drill doesn’t have the means to accept incoming messages.

  • dustycups
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    The man sitting next to Ford was a bit sozzled by now. His eyes weaved their way up to Ford.
    'I thought,’ he said ‘that if the world was going to end we were meant to lie down or put a paper bag over our head or something.’
    ‘If you like, yes,’ said Ford. ‘That’s what they told us in the army,’ said the man, and his eyes began the long trek back towards his whisky. ‘Will that help?’ asked the barman. ‘No,’ said Ford and gave him a friendly smile.

    • @Bazoogle
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      He should’ve had his towel.

  • @jordanlund
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    Nothing. Everyone is going to get the same alert and freak the fuck out, clogging all the roads, making it impossible to get to a shelter.

    I have 2 choices:

    1. Center of my cinderblock house and hope for the best.

    2. Submerged in the hot tub and hope for the best.

    • ERROR: Earth.exe has crashedOP
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      Option number C. Just pretend like nothing happened, probably a false alarm like last time.

      Whats the worst that can happen?

      • @jordanlund
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        In that case, hot tub. False alarm? Still got a soak in the hot tub. :)

  • @Anticorp
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    Kiss my wife, and my ass goodbye. There are no shelters here.

    • @Randelung
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      Did you have several ribs removed?

    • @NeoNachtwaechter
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      Kiss my wife, and my ass

      Careful about the order of actions.

  • @Mannimarco
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    Hope I get obliterated by a direct hit

    • @TwoBeeSan
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      Honestly. Never got preppers.

      What world post nukes will be worth trying to live in? Best result instant vaporization.

      • @Anticorp
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        It could be pretty fun up in the mountains, or in small towns that didn’t get hit with fallout.

      • @Soggy
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        Humanity was forged by a hostile world and we’ve been pushed to the brink of oblivion at least once. We adapt. I probably live too close to a major population center to survive the initial hits or the first months of total collapse so that’s a bummer, but I wouldn’t just lie down and take it.

      • @Scott_of_the_Arctic
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        Is the pre-nuke world really anything to write home about? A life of hunting, fishing, and murdering drunk russian soldiers with piano wire is honestly more appealing than working an office job.

  • @Raiderkev
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    221 month ago

    My wife’s cousin actually got this text while on vacation in Hawaii. Said he just sparked up a joint n hoped for the best. It worked, so maybe I’ll do the same.

    • Resol van Lemmy
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      Same here. My city’s buildings are not made with missile protection in mind. We don’t even have basements for tornado protection since tornados barely ever happen here. And if an earthquake strikes, you’re basically doomed to live in a tent for the next decade of your life assuming you survive.

      I hate Morocco so much.

  • WIZARD POPE💫
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    I would know it’s fake because nobody is nuking our small country.

  • @Asterisms
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    I live with my mom and my wife 40 mins from the vancouver city centre… Honestly I’d probably go sit with my wife, kiss them ‘n hope for the best.

    Also sobbing, that too. Can’t forget that.

    • @[email protected]
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      Ohai, neighbour. My mom’s about 9 realistic hours of travel away (aka 2 small BCFerries trips). Can I borrow your mom too? If you also can see the noodlebox location that used to be a starbucks, that is. I can sob like no one else; ugly-crying and everything.

      • @Asterisms
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        21 month ago

        My mom will absolutely volunteer to be a mom for you too 💛 We can even have a competition about who can sob the most!