The relationship between Putin and Trump is like a school bully and the kid getting bullied, but the bullied kid thinks he can win over the bully by bringing extra lunch money to give voluntarily. Sure the bully fucking loves the special treatment, but that doesn’t mean he’s going to lift a finger to help the other kid; he’ll just laugh in the other kid’s face when called upon.

You and Putin aren’t friends, Trump: you’re just his bitch.