Track_Shovel to Microblog MemesEnglish • 7 days agoMichael Scott: Parkour!slrpnk.netimagemessage-square24fedilinkarrow-up1697arrow-down114
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minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish11•7 days agoIf you’re having sex with a partner it could be an instruction or encouragement. Like if you and a buddy are running from a bear and yell “run”. Or parkouring away from a bear and yell “parkour”. Or-nah.
minus-square@Brickhead92linkEnglish10•7 days agoOr like when you and a buddy are fucking a bear and yell “fuck”.
minus-squareFlying SquidlinkEnglish2•6 days agoYou don’t yell when gang-fucking a bear. It might spook the bear.
If you’re having sex with a partner it could be an instruction or encouragement. Like if you and a buddy are running from a bear and yell “run”. Or parkouring away from a bear and yell “parkour”. Or-nah.
Or like when you and a buddy are fucking a bear and yell “fuck”.
You don’t yell when gang-fucking a bear. It might spook the bear.
This one.