Hey, remember that old satellite that was recently discovered where it shouldn’t be and experts were like “it’s like something dragged it further out into space, but that doesn’t make sense.”

Anyway, I’m sure that wasn’t a test run or anything and these satellites are gonna be tamper-proof.

(I’m not saying this is a bad idea; it’s always good to have a backup plan. I’m just masking my fear with sarcasm)