United Health Care Executive Ghouls: We can prove that this isn’t medically necessary because if they turn off the life support then the patient will stop suffering from the described symptoms.
I’m like 90% sure that health insurance executives are undead creatures that feed on the death and suffering of their “customers.”
The problem is, Brian Thompson was the CEO of UnitedHealthcare, but he wasn’t actually in charge. No that would be Stephen J. Hemsley, the Executive Chairman at UnitedHealth Group.
United Health Care Executive Ghouls: We can prove that this isn’t medically necessary because if they turn off the life support then the patient will stop suffering from the described symptoms.
I’m like 90% sure that health insurance executives are undead creatures that feed on the death and suffering of their “customers.”
Have we checked that the CEO is still/actually dead, and isn’t just an undead playing possum?
The problem is, Brian Thompson was the CEO of UnitedHealthcare, but he wasn’t actually in charge. No that would be Stephen J. Hemsley, the Executive Chairman at UnitedHealth Group.
He’s just resting.