• @Iheartcheese
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    81 month ago

    I’ve been through far too much recently. I decided to end it all. I kill myself.

    • Natanael
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      141 month ago

      Your guilt stops you from going through with it, especially because of the neighbor’s dog which you dogsit occasionally. Who else buys it those fancy treats? (actually 5 more people in the building, but you don’t know that)

      You hear a conversation outside the door, do you listen in?

        • Natanael
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          31 month ago

          They start screaming very loudly. You stagger away from the door and it’s gonna take a minute to hear normally again.

          You brought a bag earlier. Look in it?

            • Natanael
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              21 month ago

              The cat you hid away in your bag gets startled and scratches you. Why haven’t you learned not to do that yet? You got scratched last month doing the same thing.

              You put the cat back in the bag and take it with you.

              Leave right away or tend to the wounds?

            • @qarbone
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              21 month ago

              The bag was empty. But it successfully distracts you from the fact that the floor is now lava. You die, no save.

                • @qarbone
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                  21 month ago

                  You frown at the feathered psychopomp who comes to apprehend you and take you to Pharasma. It caws mockingly.