• Flying SquidM
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    244 days ago

    Jeez. All you mean people.

    I’d take the pink pill and help people with intestinal blockages and stuff.

    • @[email protected]
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      114 days ago

      Why not both? Help the constipated AND make the world’s worst people shit themselves on live TV…

    • @Cornelius_Wangenheim
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      74 days ago

      There’s not a few people you’d want to shit themselves to death? Not even Putin?

      • @[email protected]
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        154 days ago

        So it’s like having a Death Note but the only method of death is shitting themselves? I’m down.

        • @tetris11
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          24 days ago

          Well you can get them to smear out symbols with their faeces before they die

        • skulblaka
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          34 days ago

          How about protect your friends and family from a predator?

          • Flying SquidM
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            I’m not going to play this game. It’s the same game people play with me when I say I don’t want to own a gun.

            I have never been in such a situation, so I have no idea what I would do. As it is, my large, mean dog would make it unlikely.

            Just accept that not everyone shares your violent fantasies.

            • @FarmTaco
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              24 days ago

              okay but what if it was a gun that made people have to poop

    • @[email protected]
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      That’s the best answer.

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      I feel you’ve got a good personal reason behind it that most don’t. I haven’t seen anything from you about your health recently, so I hope you’re doing great, and that the move to the UK goes swell!

      • Flying SquidM
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        34 days ago
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        Very slow improvements on the health front and I hope so too, thank you!

        • @[email protected]
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          34 days ago

          Sidebar:

          I can only assume Ms. Squid has finished your sweater…

          What’s the status on my Penguin sweater?

          No rush, of course 😅

          • Flying SquidM
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            24 days ago

            She has not! I was hoping it would be my Christmas present.

              • Flying SquidM
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                24 days ago

                She’s not that slow. She just switches between projects.

                • Ziglin (they/them)
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                  215 hours ago

                  Just came here to say that this thread is lovely and I totally understand having a bunch of projects going at the same time. I hope ms Squid finds the time, that sweater sounds cute.

                  • Flying SquidM
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                    112 hours ago

                    She was working on the first sleeve last night, which means there’s not long to go. I’m excited!