• @Lasherz12
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    334 days ago

    “Sorry, I haven’t had my coffee yet.”

      • @[email protected]
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        4 days ago

        In the morning, it’s “I’m not fully caffeinated, yet”.

        In the hour(s) leading up to lunch, it’s “My blood sugar must be getting low.”

        In the hour(s) after lunch, it’s “I’ve had lunch and now I feel like I need a nap.”

        In the hour(s) before clocking out for the day, it’s “It’s been a long day and my eyes / brain need a rest.”

        This is basically science. I just need to apply for some funding.

        • @SpaceNoodle
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          44 days ago

          To be fair, 4 PM was usually the time for a coffee break back when I worked in an office.

    • @MehBlah
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      94 days ago

      “Sorry, I haven’t had my coffee cocaine yet.”