• Iron Lynx
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    And if you somehow still don't get it, click here

    Meanwhile, there are two hydrogen atoms in a water molecule - H2O

      • Iron Lynx
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        And if all of this continues to elude you, click here

        You just lost The GameTM.

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        Only if they are good things. 2 people trying to stab you, not greater than 1. Pessimism, the negative perspective. Only in math do we hold onto those darn dashes

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          This guy is right, we need an asterisk.

          We need the same number of stars in our solar system equivalent of CCs of asterisk in here, stat.

          • @[email protected]
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            I have no idea who you are, but the fact that you said I was right about something means I completely agree with you. …what was I right about?

            • chingadera
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              54 days ago

              Well frankly that’s just none of your business.

              • @[email protected]
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                54 days ago

                Sexy and secretive. Keep it up stranger. Flattery and denial will get you far in life. Haha

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                  Lmfao cheers

                  I thought about adding “men are pigs” at the end of that, but I didn’t wanna go overboard

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                    Haha, I’m afraid half the time I post a comment it will be taken wrong, but hell… I guess at some point I would have to consider whether I am just getting a dopamine high from saying something ludicrous and finding out what happens after. I had no idea what gender you are, just pairing your actions with adjectives and hoping not to disappoint.

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          24 days ago

          2 people trying to stab you, not greater than 1

          From the Hollywoo rule of attackering protagonists, more attackers mean more ways to foil them by misdirection and mutual banging each other, therefore 2>1.

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            I’ve seen this described as Conservation of Ninjitsu, the more mooks Our Hero must face, the less competent each of those mooks will be.

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            Plot armor set at 100 but if suddely someone gets a lot more screen screen time and is told how important they are to to people, they get a -75 to their armor for the next 20 minutes of runtime.

            Much like that 5 minute gap in a romcom where their int. hits 0 for 5 minutes and they fail to be able to ask a single question and just steam roll what they act like is a tank into a square but really ends up being that it was a misunderstanding.