lukewarm_ozone@lemmy.today to Greentext@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 10 months agoAnon's lacking pissing habitslemmy.todayimagemessage-square75linkfedilinkarrow-up1420arrow-down137
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minus-squareikiddlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3arrow-down16·edit-210 months agoYes, I too like it spraying urine on my balls and pecker as I piss like a racehorse and it ricochets off the front of the bowl.
minus-square𝕊𝕞𝕒𝕔𝕜𝕖𝕞 𝕎𝕚𝕥𝕥𝕒𝕕𝕚𝕔linkfedilinkarrow-up14·edit-210 months agoOh you’d hate to know about how when you shit sitting down you get Poseidon’s kiss. That’s why I shit standing up like a real man
minus-squareoptional@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up6·10 months agoWhile standing, do you shit directly into the water so that all the women in your vicinity get aroused by the sound of the splash or are you a stealth shitting fuckboy like Anon? And how exactly do you aim? So many questions.
minus-square𝕊𝕞𝕒𝕔𝕜𝕖𝕞 𝕎𝕚𝕥𝕥𝕒𝕕𝕚𝕔linkfedilinkarrow-up4·edit-210 months agoYou face towards the toilet, stand right on the toilet seat, and aim the shit directly into the water. That gives you highest drop distance for maximum splash sound and maximum bitches.
Yes, I too like it spraying urine on my balls and pecker as I piss like a racehorse and it ricochets off the front of the bowl.
Oh you’d hate to know about how when you shit sitting down you get Poseidon’s kiss.
That’s why I shit standing up like a real man
While standing, do you shit directly into the water so that all the women in your vicinity get aroused by the sound of the splash or are you a stealth shitting fuckboy like Anon? And how exactly do you aim? So many questions.
You face towards the toilet, stand right on the toilet seat, and aim the shit directly into the water.
That gives you highest drop distance for maximum splash sound and maximum bitches.