@[email protected] to StargateEnglish • 5 days agoMysterious giant metallic ring falls in Kenya - we know what it really iswww.independent.co.ukexternal-linkmessage-square14fedilinkarrow-up147arrow-down16
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minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish15•edit-25 days agoImagine just lying outside, touching grass, when suddenly a tight space cock ring falls from the sky at great speed directly on your pp. Now you have to call specialised rocket engineers to cut the ring off (before you get a spontaneous erection & put everyone in shrapnel danger).
minus-squareMeatPilotlinkEnglish9•5 days ago“Yes doctor, that is how it got stuck in my ass. I swear.”
minus-squareLemminarylinkEnglish4•5 days ago speed directly on your pp Low key this is my greatest fear.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish3•5 days agoThose madman just won’t stop with the space rockets!!! They don’t realize what they are doing!
Imagine just lying outside, touching grass, when suddenly a tight space cock ring falls from the sky at great speed directly on your pp.
Now you have to call specialised rocket engineers to cut the ring off (before you get a spontaneous erection & put everyone in shrapnel danger).
“Yes doctor, that is how it got stuck in my ass. I swear.”
Hate when that happens
Low key this is my greatest fear.
Those madman just won’t stop with the space rockets!!!
They don’t realize what they are doing!