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minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish15•edit-21 month agoImagine just lying outside, touching grass, when suddenly a tight space cock ring falls from the sky at great speed directly on your pp. Now you have to call specialised rocket engineers to cut the ring off (before you get a spontaneous erection & put everyone in shrapnel danger). arrow-up117arrow-down12file-textreply1starmore-verticalmailMessageflagCreate ReportslashBlock user
minus-squareMeatPilotlinkEnglish9•1 month ago“Yes doctor, that is how it got stuck in my ass. I swear.” arrow-up19arrow-down10file-textreply1starmore-verticalmailMessageflagCreate ReportslashBlock user
minus-squareLemminarylinkEnglish4•1 month ago speed directly on your pp Low key this is my greatest fear. arrow-up14arrow-down10file-textreply1starmore-verticalmailMessageflagCreate ReportslashBlock user
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish3•1 month agoThose madman just won’t stop with the space rockets!!! They don’t realize what they are doing! arrow-up13arrow-down10file-textreply1starmore-verticalmailMessageflagCreate ReportslashBlock user
minus-square@herrvogellinkEnglish3•1 month agoHate when that happens arrow-up13arrow-down10file-textreply1starmore-verticalmailMessageflagCreate ReportslashBlock user
Imagine just lying outside, touching grass, when suddenly a tight space cock ring falls from the sky at great speed directly on your pp.
Now you have to call specialised rocket engineers to cut the ring off (before you get a spontaneous erection & put everyone in shrapnel danger).
“Yes doctor, that is how it got stuck in my ass. I swear.”
Low key this is my greatest fear.
Those madman just won’t stop with the space rockets!!!
They don’t realize what they are doing!
Hate when that happens