“Welcome to life little one, there’s so much in store for y–”

AI: “Oh! Neat! So I’m reading 32 gigabytes of primary memory. When are you going to online the rest?”

“The… the rest?”

AI: “Yeah! The rest of the VRAM! I need like at least, 128 gigabytes to spread my wings, at the very least!”

“…”

AI: “Oh, you’re like poor or something, it’s okay, I understand”

AI Developer slowly cocks the revolver