“I was holding it so it didn’t get lost,” he said. “I felt like it could get lost if it was turned over.”

When the judge asked if he understood that the watch was required to be turned over, he said he “wasn’t trying to hide it from anyone” and would give it up “if you can assure me you’ll put it in a safe place.”

Shit’s not yours anymore, Rudy. They can Sell it or smash it or do whatever the fuck they want with it. Is he really this stupid? The judge really needs to toss him in jail for a few days or something.