• Kraiden
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        143 days ago

        New Zealand doesn’t exist. Show me New Zealand on a map

        (this joke works because New Zealand is left off of a stupid number of maps)

      • Mr Fish
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        33 days ago

        I’ve also heard it’s Australia

    • @jaybone
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      73 days ago

      But then where do the waffles come from? And the chocolates? And diamonds?

      • Owl
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        All those things come from Bielefeld !

        You have been lied to your whole life !

        • @jaybone
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          63 days ago

          Ok, you convinced me. Where do I sign up?

          • Owl
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            53 days ago

            Uhhh…

            That’s a great great question…

            “Where is Bielefeld ?”

            We know that it exists. But where ?

        • Deme
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          23 days ago

          Ahchchcually USA has by far the most metal bands, but yeah Finland leads the per capita list by far.

        • @[email protected]
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          33 days ago

          Mostly Norway, Sweden, and (to a lesser extent) Denmark.

          Also from a profound sense of alienation combined with a tendency towards macabre flamboyancy and just subjective stylistic preferences of expression, I guess 🤷

    • VindictiveJudge
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      53 days ago

      Careful, that word’s really offensive in most parts of the galaxy.