I just missed mine. Feeling pretty stupid right now. Hopefully your stories will cheer me up.

  • @hactar42
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    161 year ago

    When I was in the military I had to fly from Seattle to Wichita Falls, TX for training. With a connecting flight in DFW… I get to the airport Sunday morning and discovered I missed my flight by an hour because of daylight savings time. This was after my ex swore up and down daylight savings was the following week.

    So, I call the military travel office and they get me another flight to DFW, but there are no more flights to Wichita Falls. Since I had to be in class the next morning, they told me they’d get a one-way rental. The only catch is they had to call my commander and get authorization. Not my boss, or my bosses boss or anyone even close. The freaking commander.

    Luckily for me my older sister lived in Dallas. So, I tell them not to wake up my commander at 7 am on Sunday because my dumbass believed my ex, and that I’d call them right back. I get ahold of my sister, explained the situation and she agreed to drive me 2 1/2 hours to Wichita Falls. I call back the travel office and and they book me a flight that is scheduled to get into DFW at 2pm. Then it gets delayed and delayed and delayed. I land around 10:30pm and my sister drives me to Wichita Falls. We get in around 1am. And she still has to drive back home and go to work the next day. 20+ years later I still feel bad about it, but totally greatful for having an awesome sister.

    • @[email protected]
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      121 year ago

      I can think of only a few reasons why the military would have you take training in Texas:

      • Gunslingin’ with revolvers, single and akimbo

      • Practicing the perfect “Yeehaw”

      • Wrasslin’

      • Combat maneuver training in boots with spurs

      • Lasso training

      • @hactar42
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        81 year ago

        You’re spot on. I was down there for the “Yeehaw” training.