see this is funny until you have a patient who’s been manic and hasn’t stopped walking for a whole week straight begging for opiates to relieve the pain in their swollen feet sir they are begging you for mercy for a reason and I will not silence their suffering to appease their abuser and make you dizzy to boot that is how you snap a weakened ankle and acquire a subdural hematoma when your head hits the floor and I am not doing the paperwork for all that go lay the fuck down and put your feet up also for the love of God please stop trying to cheek your lithium that would solve all of these problems within a few business days (I phrase it nicer to their face)
“Doctor, it hurts when I do this.”
House: <<eyes obvious pain-pill addict up and down>>
House: You should get yourself some of these. They work wonders.
House: <<pops a few vicodin>>
see this is funny until you have a patient who’s been manic and hasn’t stopped walking for a whole week straight begging for opiates to relieve the pain in their swollen feet sir they are begging you for mercy for a reason and I will not silence their suffering to appease their abuser and make you dizzy to boot that is how you snap a weakened ankle and acquire a subdural hematoma when your head hits the floor and I am not doing the paperwork for all that go lay the fuck down and put your feet up also for the love of God please stop trying to cheek your lithium that would solve all of these problems within a few business days (I phrase it nicer to their face)