This whole house is painted seafoam green inside. Whole thing. And it does not have electricity, so you get natural seafoam green light, and either darkness or a fire hazard. What a gem!
Kitchen? Yep.
Living room? Yep.
Bathroom? Absolutely!
Wonder why it’s been available for 846 days 🧐🤔
The problem is they didn’t go far enough. Sand colored carpets, shell decorations, mandatory mermaid tails for visitors - don’t go halfway! As you’re gazing up at your own reflection in the high gloss ceiling, the little mermaid soundtrack should be playing nonstop. Keep an enormous fish tank behind and around the bed. I’m sorry the previous owners never fufilled this dream.
May I offer you this one for compromise? They went all the way.
It’s much more ridiculous.
https://www.realtor.com/realestateandhomes-detail/1920-S-Springdale-Rd_New-Berlin_WI_53146_M87031-21597?from=srp-list-card
I kinda like it, but only in the way “we’re at some kind of holiday resort”. I’d go crazy after a few weeks.
Yeah, to me it feels like a hotel, but like they got confused halfway through making a hotel and started decorating a low-budget museum.
Like what even is that little stone hut type thing?
This is basically the Kalahari in Wisconsin Dells.
Facts. It’s all of the dells honestly, it’s all weird and themed and wet and sleeps too many or not enough. And only really fun for like a small part of the year, but everyone tries to pretend it’s enjoyable all year…
What happens when the house is so weird that the giant Starry Night mural on one wall is barely enough to make a photo.
“They’re the modern stone-age family”
That deserves its own post.
There we go!
Probably went all the way in every place, house looks like a filming set for porn