Dude: “I wish traffic in my area wasn’t so bad”

Genie: “Ok, people driving in your area will be financially penalized for using their car instead of public transit, therefore alleviating traffic.”

Dude: “hey wait, I want an exception made for me! I am special. I am the main character, I should be the only one driving a car!”

Genie: “That was your third wish. Goodbye.”