• @PineapplePartisan
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    122 years ago

    Have to be careful in how you declare it. I told my wife Saturday was a cheat day. I had a medium supreme pizza for lunch and returned home to find her getting railed by three dudes at the same time.

    • Flying Squid
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      42 years ago

      When I tell my wife it’s a cheat day, she gets really mad. I don’t get it. My girlfriend doesn’t either.