• @PineapplePartisan
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    122 years ago

    Have to be careful in how you declare it. I told my wife Saturday was a cheat day. I had a medium supreme pizza for lunch and returned home to find her getting railed by three dudes at the same time.

    • Flying Squid
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      42 years ago

      When I tell my wife it’s a cheat day, she gets really mad. I don’t get it. My girlfriend doesn’t either.

  • @TeaHands
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    2 years ago

    Got the house to myself tonight and I was planning to celebrate by sneaking some cake. Will try this and report back, thanks for the tip 👍

    Update: apparently I’m 0.2lbs heavier than yesterday. I call shenanigans!

  • @Lifecoach5000
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    42 years ago

    You gotta just put that energy out to the universe by speaking your truth 🧘‍♂️

  • @HeyThisIsntTheYMCA
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    32 years ago

    If you never learn to count you stay skinny. Shit education for the win!