For credibility: I hold a major in Shitpostology, certified by a guy at the local bridge. Hes won 300 running weekly hobo knife fights. I have saved over 4000 memes to my phone, most of which are outdated and unfunny. I spend 4 hours a day on discord and Lemmy, whom I love. I come to you as not-sus as can be, and am definetly not the imposter. All this to give credence to myself but please do not let this extensive and bombastic speech distract you from the fact that in 1998, The Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer’s table.
Ask me anything, and I will proceed to ignore it.
Tell me Sempai Shitposter, do my shitposts increase in potency if posted from the toillet while shitting?
The toilet is the preferred place, as workplaces do not permit staff to be on their phones in public. So not only do you get to shitpost, you can say you were busy because you were at the toilet.
Crapping during company time…