Summary
Donald Trump Jr. left Greenland Tuesday after less than a day, following failed efforts to promote his father’s interest in purchasing the territory.
Greenlandic and Danish officials reiterated that Greenland is “not for sale,” with Danish PM Mette Frederiksen citing strong local opposition to the idea.
Before departing, Trump Jr. accused Danish media of spreading “fake news” but claimed Greenlanders “love America and Trump.”
Worst. Invasion. Evar.
Let’s all celebrate the fact that he and his people were apparently able to find Greenland, though.
Do we actually have proof he was there and didn’t end up at Greene Landscaping in Maryland?
“they didn’t even ask me for my passport! this security is awful!” as he stands at his domestic gate…