• Flying SquidOP
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    221 day ago

    He’s welcome to try to get the $200 or so that’s in my bank account if he really wants it.

    • @Test_Tickles
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      211 hours ago

      Nice humble bragging, “Oh look at me, my bank account is in the positive.”

      • Flying SquidOP
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        28 hours ago

        Would it help if I said it’s only because my wife gives me money since I don’t have a job?

        • @Test_Tickles
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          25 hours ago

          “oh no, I am a kept man, woe is me!”.
          The next thing you will tell us is how difficult it is to have such a hot and horny wife who insists that you have frequent and amazing sex with her.

      • @[email protected]
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        29 hours ago

        Well, my bank account is in the positive too.

        My shoes are worn down and rain is an actual health hazard now because I’ve nearly slipped half a dozen times in the last week alone and impaired balance makes that a stochastic time bomb, but at least I can still pay the incoming medical bills. Hopefully. Or at least the first installment.

        But hey, positive balance! I’m sure that won’t trick my impulse buying problem into telling itself I can afford- ooh look, there’s a shiny new game!

    • Victor
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      61 day ago

      I hope you get back on your feet soon bro ❤️💰

      • Flying SquidOP
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        28 hours ago

        That’s as on your feet as it gets for a lot of Americans. But I hope so too, thanks.