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minus-squareBytemeisterlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up31·5 months agoIt’s okay, if you follow the path, the baby is gonna get shit out.
minus-squareJoeffectlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·5 months agoA part of child birth is making sure that the baby doesn’t get poop all over it… Basically just the same shit different hole
minus-squareShoulinkfedilinkarrow-up4·5 months agoOn the contrary. A shit, blood and piss shower correlates with a better immunity. Babies born via c-section are more prone to infections. That shower of vile is our welcome to the world.
minus-squareudonlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·5 months agoOn the plus side, it probably only gets better from there!
minus-squaredandylion@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·5 months agoWhere I’m from it’s tradition to smear some shit on a new baby’s forehead.
minus-squareTest_Tickleslinkfedilinkarrow-up3·5 months agoYou have to start early if you want a child to be able to cope with growing up in New Jersey.
It’s okay, if you follow the path, the baby is gonna get shit out.
A part of child birth is making sure that the baby doesn’t get poop all over it… Basically just the same shit different hole
On the contrary. A shit, blood and piss shower correlates with a better immunity. Babies born via c-section are more prone to infections. That shower of vile is our welcome to the world.
On the plus side, it probably only gets better from there!
Where I’m from it’s tradition to smear some shit on a new baby’s forehead.
Wtf
You have to start early if you want a child to be able to cope with growing up in New Jersey.