• Truffle
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    202 months ago

    How to cook. Even if it is only a pair of eggs or a simple sandwich.

      • @ClinicallydepressedpoochieOP
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        2 months ago

        Ok, stupid story but when I was little I asked my mom for a PBnJ and she said she was busy and asked one of her friends to do it. I never met the guy and I don’t think I ever saw him again but he said, “alright” and we went to the kitchen. Dude started out solid. Two slices, spread on the peanut butter like a pro. What came next changed me forever. Dude pulls out the jelly and spreads it right on top of the peanut butter. I’m almost glad I never saw this guy again, straight psycho. Sandwich was 4/5 not life changing but good.

        • @elephantium
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          12 months ago

          spreads the jelly on top of the peanut butter

          Um. I mean, what did you expect him to do differently? A PBnJ is peanut butter and jelly on bread, so I don’t understand why the dude adding the jelly was upsetting.

          Was there some particular way your mom usually made them that was different from what this dude did?

          I’m really struggling to picture what was disturbing in this picture :(

            • @elephantium
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              11 month ago

              Ugh, infuriating. All I can imagine now is that you were mad that he made you what you asked for. Guess I’ll just be clueless 'til I forget about this thread.