• @Bigfishbest
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    9323 hours ago

    Ancient Rome had privatized fire department. Caesar’s friend Crassus got the job and used it to extort people to sell their homes in a neighborhood when a fire broke out. As a result he became one of the richest people in history. He was also killed by the Persians who poured liquid gold (or silver, depending on source) on his decapitated head and sent it back to Rome.

    • @pjwestin
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      1213 hours ago

      America’s original firefighters were private industry as well. They were known to loot peoples property and allow fires to spread in order to charge more for putting out multiple buildings. So it sounds like we have about 2000 years of history telling us private firefighters aren’t a great idea.

      • @smayonak
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        1113 hours ago

        Without any irony at all these people simultaneously demand deregulation of all industries

    • @JcbAzPx
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      612 hours ago

      Also, the fires that broke out were mostly ones he started himself.

      • @omega_x3
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        14 hours ago

        Fake news, everyone knows the Christians started all those fires.

    • @affiliate
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      4821 hours ago

      He was also killed by the Persians who poured liquid gold (or silver, depending on source) on his decapitated head and sent it back to Rome.

      we should bring that back. the persians were onto something here.

    • @[email protected]
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      715 hours ago

      On an unrelated note, “crass” basically means fat

      Interestingly “krass” and “fett” are both informal/ slang in German for something incredible

      • @Valmond
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        514 hours ago

        Crasse in frensh has a “really bad”/cheap&bad connotation.

    • @Rooty
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      413 hours ago

      Beaten to the Crassus comment 😮‍💨