• acargitz
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    611 month ago

    There is no elite prime plan for climate change, bitch.

      • acargitz
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        301 month ago

        In the end, without some kind of society to support you, all you can do with your wealth is stick it up your ass.

        (Like not you zarathustra0, the figurative “you”.)

          • @Snowclone
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            12 days ago

            I’m pretty confused actually, how do I get the 20 rolls of quarters out of my asshole?

            • @zarathustra0
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              12 days ago

              You go back in time and slap yourself for thinking of doing something so stupid.

        • @Zorque
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          71 month ago

          Don’t worry, they’re doing their best to replace society with LLMs.

          They seem to have a pretty good stranglehold on it in the mean time, though.

  • @ThePyroPython
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    Fun fact: this is how fire fighters used to be.

    There’d be fire markers on the outer walls to indicate which fire protection company covered that building and whichever firefighter turned up would bill that fire protection company who’d then bill the customer/customer’s insurance company.

    Edit: typo.

  • Scrubbles
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    341 month ago

    Remember, according to their followers California deserves this for being heathens. Not the flood in NC though, or the hurricane in FL. Those are just flukes, but anyone in CA deserves it according to them. Even this guy.

  • @Zorque
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    321 month ago

    This is indistinguishable from satire for me. I honestly can’t tell if it is or isn’t.

    • Deacon
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      111 month ago

      It ain’t going to get any easier either.

  • @ChicoSuave
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    221 month ago

    For as much as authoritarians and the GOP voters hate California, a lot of them live there. Just another facet of their “Rules for thee” lifestyle.

    • Porto881
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      151 month ago

      Think of Trump, a billionaire New York real estate mogul, who’s made his career off the support of people who… hate rich city-dwellimg developers.

    • ThePowerOfGeek
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      121 month ago

      Some of them are leaving - and making a big spectacle of it and using their departure to feed into the lie that “EvErYoNe iS LeAviNg CaLiFoRniA!!1!”

      But I wish more of the really obnoxious ones would leave. The reasonable Republicans/moderate conservatives? I have no problem with them staying and promoting a different perspective. That’s good for the state. But the reactionary hard-core cult members can fuck right off.

      • Lemminary
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        81 month ago

        I have no problem with them staying and promoting a different perspective.

        I wish conservatism wasn’t the only different perspective being promoted. It’s the gateway to all the bullshit happening everywhere.

    • @[email protected]
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      21 month ago

      I mean I absolutely hate and despise NY despite living there for 26 years. I finally had the opportunity to move away and did but it was a solid 8 years before I could.

      I’m sure there are Californians who feel the same.

  • Ben Hur Horse Race
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    211 month ago

    ironically Wasser, of course means water in German … Wasserman will pay any amount… for water

  • @Bieren
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    181 month ago

    California has private firefighters. This is not a joke, they really do.

    • acargitz
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      131 month ago

      Delicious “where is your God now” moment.

    • 4znt1s
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      11 month ago

      I am not really sure capitalism is the problem, rather tech and politics. I mean, do you have any practical alternative to the oil industry and also a handful of skilled politicians that will convince most of the population to consume less than they already do for a few years while we implement this new tech?

      The point isn’t the economy, is those which consume it: us, we, me and you.

  • @iAvicenna
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    91 month ago

    “what do you mean money cant solve side effects of climate crisis”

  • @ebolapie
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    71 month ago

    Thinking big and thinking ahead are woke, I want to throw money at any problem instead.

  • @leadore
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    51 month ago

    Fake, but funny.

    • @[email protected]
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      111 month ago

      Many news sources are reporting that it is a real tweet.

      huffpo article

      Apparently the tweet has been deleted. If its fake its bamboozled dozens of reputable news outlets. Looks real to me.

      • @leadore
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        61 month ago

        I had called fake because that account doesn’t even exist, but according to that article (thanks for the link), the entire account was deleted as well.

  • @mydude
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    11 month ago

    Hasn’t California had super majority democratic rule for like ten years straight? Why is op complaining on Trump supporter?

    • 4znt1s
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      -11 month ago

      Not really sure what they are getting on here.

      Since when laughing at people losing their homes is a now a political thing, exactly?

      • acargitz
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        31 month ago

        I blame extreme wealth inequality. It makes people find it hard to have empathy for sociopathic capitalists.