So all we need to do is find a way to put people in prison!

Win-win!

  • Dizzy Devil Ducky
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    -81 day ago

    If I was one of them, you bet I’d be doing everything in my power to get as many people to team up to run into the fire to avoid the indignity of modern slavery like that. Would rather burn to death.

        • @[email protected]
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          216 hours ago

          Meh, jimmy down at the docks got burned to death twice last week, and Carol swears she was burned to life.
          I ain’t rushing to make no assumptions.

          Just figured “talking like that? That’s a person who ain’t never burned to death before I can tell you that.”

      • @LemmyFeed
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        221 hours ago

        I have. I do not recommend it.

    • deaf_fish
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      23 hours ago

      Na, I would be trying to the least amount of work possible.

      Small easily contained/extinguished fire starts on a porch.

      “I’m sorry ma’am we can’t stop it. This is going to be a total loss.”