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minus-squarespicy pancakelinkfedilinkEnglish3•4 hours agoElementary school me partially discovering I’m a lesbian during “the talk”: "Five minutes ago I didn’t even know I had a Third Hole™ and now you’re telling me I’m supposed to put the thing that boys PEE OUT OF, INTO IT!?" [She then grew up to very much enjoy putting the thing that girls pee out of into her mouth.]
this is why i’m a lesbian
To attract cows?
Elementary school me partially discovering I’m a lesbian during “the talk”:
"Five minutes ago I didn’t even know I had a Third Hole™ and now you’re telling me I’m supposed to put the thing that boys PEE OUT OF, INTO IT!?"
[She then grew up to very much enjoy putting the thing that girls pee out of into her mouth.]