I’m Doctor Mario, and as a certified doctor I can tell you that that’s not the gay cough but rather your lungs wanting to escape the forest fire smoke on their own. No sick days btw, you have to take PTO.
By the way it’s one of my favorite games ever for couch head to head gaming. The only person who could match me was my mom, until I played against my wife after dating her for over a year. Yeah yeah 🚩🚩🚩🚩
“Sorry, cough cough. I’m just feeling too gay to come into work today. It’s a bad case - I think it might be catching!”
I’m Doctor Mario, and as a certified doctor I can tell you that that’s not the gay cough but rather your lungs wanting to escape the forest fire smoke on their own. No sick days btw, you have to take PTO.
Sounds like Dr Mario needs to talk to Dr Luigi.
By the way it’s one of my favorite games ever for couch head to head gaming. The only person who could match me was my mom, until I played against my wife after dating her for over a year. Yeah yeah 🚩🚩🚩🚩
“I’ve been taking a lot of Echinacea but I just can’t get this cock out of my throat!”