• @MattTheProgrammer
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    814 days ago

    We need to get Joe Rogan to think the key to eternal youth is uranium glass butt plugs

    • @GreenKnight23
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      1114 days ago

      my uncle survived WW2 and lived to be 102 while wearing a uranium glass butt plug the whole time.

      dude never shit solid a day in his life.

      docs said he might have lived longer if not for the colon cancer.