• @madcaesar
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    241 month ago

    We the jury find the defendant GUILTY! We sentance him to a fine of $1 and a lifetime membership to United Healthcare!

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    • Lemminary
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      61 month ago

      With all claims pre-approved and irrevocable.* Because you know these fuckers will try a fast one.