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minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish8•10 hours agoAnd most modern cars are less than a second or two away from deadly speeds while driving if not already travelling at deadly speeds 😅
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish3•9 hours agoDon’t lots of us die falling off of toilets?
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish5•4 hours agoDying on the toilet, then falling off, is common. The poop process is a full body clench and it’s “common” for your “heart to pop” when you’re pooping. So that’s fun.
And most modern cars are less than a second or two away from deadly speeds while driving if not already travelling at deadly speeds 😅
Don’t lots of us die falling off of toilets?
Dying on the toilet, then falling off, is common.
The poop process is a full body clench and it’s “common” for your “heart to pop” when you’re pooping.
So that’s fun.
People need to drink more water.