• FartsWithAnAccent
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    526 days ago

    …and it obliterates some poor asshole 5 counties over.

    “No really, how did he actually die? That’s not funny.”

    • Flying SquidOPM
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      626 days ago

      More like 5 planets over. But Superman couldn’t give less of a shit.

      Here he is destroying life on a huge number of planets by removing them from the heat of their stars, thinking he’s being a hero.

      But it’s okay, because it was a “dying galaxy” (not a thing).

      • FartsWithAnAccent
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        326 days ago

        At that speed an object that large could fuck up a lot more than one random person (then again, it might get destroyed just passing through atmosphere, never mind 2).