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    Alien: we will poison your oceans with synthetic micro particles

    Human: got that too.

    Alien: that it’s, time for the big stuff. We will create elaborate torture schedules that give you soul crushing tasks while slowly making all good things in your life worse as we condition you that it’s all your fault.

    Human: oh boy, you should probably sit down for this…