https://x.com/Jaybefaunt/status/1878482335236001939

And in case you want to read the article without giving the NY Post any ad money: https://archive.is/h8SHL

Here’s some mind-bending stuff from the article:

Luckhurst, 42, now serves as a cop in Benavides, about 150 miles from San Antonio, according to Benavides Police Chief Andre Hines, who said the 2023 hiring “reflects the department’s commitment to honesty and accountability.”

[…]

Bizarrely, that same year, [note: not 2023] Luckhurst was accused of defecating in one of the San Antonio police department’s female restrooms before wiping a brown, feces-like substance on one of the toilet seats, reported the San Antonio Express-News. He reportedly never denied being behind the bathroom incident.

[…]

Hines said Luckhurst’s record in Benavides “has been exemplary, with no complaints or issues reported, and said “a thorough background check” helped ensure “all aspects of his history were carefully considered.”

Apparently “honesty and accountability” is when you harass women and the homeless with your weird poop fetish.

  • @[email protected]English
    -10•2 days ago

    If that unhoused dude couldn’t smell the main ingredient, he must have had long covid. And if he was allergic to peanuts or corn, that could’ve been his last PB&J.

    Edit: am I’m getting downvoted for the use of “unhoused” or suggesting that the cop ate peanuts?

    • @[email protected]
      2•21 hours ago

      You’re being downvoted because your post can be interpreted as victim blaming, even though I don’t think you meant it that way.

    • @[email protected]
      4•2 days ago

      I’ve had two bouts of covid (that I know of). Didn’t lose any senses with the first one. Second time, some of my favorite fruits, at least in beverage form, started tasting like analog TV static and apparently multiple shower gels and deodorants that used to be decent, just smell disgusting now?

      Fuck covid.